Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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