just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
FUCK WHALES
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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