the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I did not marry a roomba.
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