I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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