dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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