Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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