I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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