O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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