We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I am midnight drunk by noon
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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