if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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