Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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