Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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