Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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