Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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