I have demons in me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I want her autograph on my taint
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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