i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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