perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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