If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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