yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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