How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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