I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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