Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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