so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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