Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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he fucked my hip out of place.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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