these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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