This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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