garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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