all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am one with the molecules
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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