S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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