He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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