Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You took a bar mat shot.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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