Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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