Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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