okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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