This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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