You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You smell like stripper and shame
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
