There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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