Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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