it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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