just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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