Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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