I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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