Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And then my night got REAL pukey
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