Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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