it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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