How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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