I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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