I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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