Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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