His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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