She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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