Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
where are my eyebrows?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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