dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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