The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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