yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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