Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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